In Nigeria you will go to the police station to bail your friend with 20 thousand naira cash just in case the police request a fee.But then on reaching the station u see a post on the wall 'Bail is free.You can call the IG on 08033344455 if anyone tries to take money from you'. At this point, you are so happy you have saved 20k and even place curses on your friends and family who told you that you have to settle the police officers before you can bail anyone from the police custody.

Now with smile all over your face you told one of the uniformed men that you have come to bail your friend,Titus Thomas.They told you to sign some papers which you did.You even bought mineral and gala for all the officers on duty and praised them for the good work that they are doing in the country.

Then it's time to release Titus Thomas to you and they will tell you that you have to pay 50K before he can be released. Now you are angered,You asked them whether you are an illiterate that can't read and threatened to call the IG if they don't release your friend in seconds. Meanwhile,Titus heard you shouting and told you to just give them any amount you have.As a hard man,you insisted they release him and even called the IG but the IG's number 'doesn't exist.'.

Now your brain is being reset.You were just about to ask one of the uniformed men why the IG's number isn't going through and one of them hits you so hard at the back of your head twice that you remembered your dead mother.Now your eyes are crystal clear.You then tell them that you have 15,450 from the 20k you came with after you bought them the drinks and gala and that you are willing to give to them .They asked you to bring it which you did and to your amazement they asked you to bring the remaining balance to complete the 50k.

At this point,you become angry again😡 You tried to forcefully collect the money from the officer you gave it to.They all descended on you😢 You become unconscious only to wake up the next day on Titus' laps.

Naija!where are we heading to? 🙄🙄🙄