Types Of Fart By Frequency And Sound - Health - NigeriaWelcome, Guest: Register / Login / With Google / Trending / Recent / New Stats: 3,279,929 members, 8,232,452 topics. Date: Tuesday, 12 August 2025 at 11:31 PM Types Of Fart By Frequency And Sound - Health - Nairaland Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Health / Types Of Fart By Frequency And Sound (2365 Views) My Fart Is The Smelliest Thing On Earth. Could Something Be Wrong Inside Me? / Hydrosalpinx: Reducing Exam Frequency And Anxiety For Better Pregnancy Outcomes / My 3-Year-Old Son Doesn't Fart, Please Advise (2) (3) (4) (1) (Reply) (Go Down) Types Of Fart By Frequency And Sound by ARISHEM: 8:00pm On Aug 10 People use different methods to release farts. For example crossing of legs especially by women could be a sign of a loose cannon about to go ballistic. When you see someone about to let it happen, make way and take cover immediately. TYPES OF FART BY FREQUENCY AND SOUND; Lousy fart: A loud fart can be released any how and anywhere at any rate and at your own convenience. It is caused by the rapid expulsion of gas through the….. Its lousy rate of travel can be proportional with its smell. Silent fart: A silent but potentially smelly fart that travels silently. Odorless fart: it can be loud or silent. They are farts that have no smell only mean that too much air has accumulated in the body and is now ready to pass and exit. Deadly farts: This one can kill. People scream in agony because of the rate of travel of the smell. Loose farts: It can’t be controlled. You intend and try hard to make it silent but the thing blew out of proportion at a quick and loud resounding rate disturbing everyone. Constipated fart: Fart released after over eating and over drinking by not allowing food to digest. Penetrable farts: This one can scatter a group and can cause adjournment of a meeting. You can’t shout or scream after the sound. It can be loud or put on mute. After it’s released you hold tight your nostrils for some minutes. You thereafter think smell is all gone, all is clear and it’s free to inhale small bit of air. You are dead wrong. A slight sniff or opening of your mouth and all polluted will quickly invade and attack the nostrils at a rapid rate. The best is to flee several kilometers away from the scene. Fragmented fart: A series of short, repetitive interrupted bursts of gas. The "Tester" fart: A small, controlled release of gas to check the smell before a larger one. The "LOL" fart: A fart triggered by laughter. Troubled fart: A loud fart triggered when you are in serious trouble. Like armed robbers with guns identifying themselves while knocking at your door in the dead of the night to collect that N20m you kept in your house. Which of these types of farts have you released into thin air before and under what situation 3 Likes (Share⤴) Re: Types Of Fart By Frequency And Sound by Sonnobax15(m): 10:17pm Na mess be farts so abi na another thing.. My banny and I uses fart to entertain ourselves whenever we are alone.....I know some wereys may say it's unhygienic but I see it as a way that has tightened up our bond beyond imagination.... Reminds me of my banny's immediate younger sister who farted When she was in a public bus . Tho she didn't plan for it but she said after the scenario,the man who was sitting close to her couldn't take his eyes off her......As in,in his mind,he would be like --"so na this kind fine girl release this kind heavy mess" 1 Like (Share⤴) Re: Types Of Fart By Frequency And Sound by geoworldedu: 10:18pm Nairaland will ban you for writing intelligent stuffs. They will never put your nice threads in frontpage, but this. 5 Likes 2 Shares (Share⤴) Re: Types Of Fart By Frequency And Sound by Melagros(m): 10:18pm COMRADES, I hope we are safe in the hands of this op, over this farts here and there on Nairaland Why dey come put Sabinus photo for illustration? Is he the most farts, farts farts Nigerian 1 Like (Share⤴) Re: Types Of Fart By Frequency And Sound by NJV: 10:19pm What a thread! 29 more farts needed or is it characters? 1 Like (Share⤴) Re: Types Of Fart By Frequency And Sound by RandomFellow: 10:19pm All I can say is hmmmm... Probably the smell this post is smelling (Share⤴) Re: Types Of Fart By Frequency And Sound by merits(m): 10:20pm No more educative wright up,na fart we dey reason for nairaland now chaiii but Seun why? 1 Like (Share⤴) Re: Types Of Fart By Frequency And Sound by Hotguy27: 10:23pm I have been laughing out loud 🤣 The OP get enough free time 2 Likes (Share⤴) Re: Types Of Fart By Frequency And Sound by MaziObinnaokija: 10:23pm silencer,,fresh air/breeze.But Eba,akpu,beans, nah ,prapapapoo poooo (Share⤴) Re: Types Of Fart By Frequency And Sound by Anndju(m): 10:27pm Omo some farts dey smell a lot Sha o 😂😂.. That silent smelly fart in an enclosed space with people where everybody will be staring at each other tryna find the culprit😂 (Share⤴) Re: Types Of Fart By Frequency And Sound by HPS3(m): 10:28pm What's with all the fart threads on front page lately? No more content for nairaland (Share⤴) Re: Types Of Fart By Frequency And Sound by Theama(m): 10:33pm LOL fart Then in sec school, our teacher told a joke the class laughed. I laughed so hard that I farted. I was embarrassed, but it turned out that the laughter was louder and nobody knew... or did they? (Share⤴) Re: Types Of Fart By Frequency And Sound by PlasmaTV: 10:35pm geoworldedu: Nairaland will ban you for writing intelligent stuffs. They will never put your nice threads in frontpage, but this. I was literally about to type this. Of what mental edification is this post, please ? Hian 1 Like 1 Share (Share⤴) Re: Types Of Fart By Frequency And Sound by D00msDay(m): 10:35pm Nawaooooooooo seee topic. Fart is now being analysed and studied. Wonderment. 1 Like (Share⤴) Re: Types Of Fart By Frequency And Sound by jiz: 10:41pm Op naa WA ooo Man wey done bellefull dey fart in this economy Fart self is scarce commodity (Share⤴) Re: Types Of Fart By Frequency And Sound by debbydams(f): 10:57pm Wetin b this Thirty more characters needed pls (Share⤴) Re: Types Of Fart By Frequency And Sound by Godjone(m): 11:24pm All these epistle for message Na was. Make una dey take am easy oooo (Share⤴)